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Jabe Stafford

Jan 15, 2020
2 min

One Page Worlds - Speed Of Cognition

A whole world on a single page! The short story morsels of One Page Worlds are flash fiction adventures of all flavors. Every Wednesday will feature a complete story in one page, or the first page of what could be a novel or novelette. Sharing the fun and geekery is the best part of writing! Please tweet or comment with your guesses on what genre, character, and job is central to each tale. Enjoy touring new universes each week with One Page Worlds! * * * * * “Macaws don’t be

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Jabe Stafford

Jun 19, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Jimmy Cracks Skulls

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Jabe Stafford

Jun 12, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Surgeon With A Pencil

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 10, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Dating Site Deities

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Jabe Stafford

Mar 13, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Squirt Gun Dealer

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One Page Worlds - Certified Master Taster Zombie

Jabe Stafford

Jan 30, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Certified Master Taster Zombie

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Jabe Stafford

Nov 21, 2018
2 min

Brick Spitfire

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Jabe Stafford

Sep 26, 2018
2 min

Soda Defense Mechanism

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Jabe Stafford

Sep 12, 2018
2 min

One Page Worlds - Meatball Home Runs

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One Page Worlds - Genie Of The Hotdog Stand

Jabe Stafford

Aug 22, 2018
2 min

One Page Worlds - Genie Of The Hotdog Stand

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Jabe Stafford

Jun 2, 2018
2 min

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It never felt right to me, using the magic I bled for in a destructive way. That is what every other spellmaster chose. A game of one-upmanship. Who can climb higher in a ruler’s court by committing the same violence as everyone else, albeit in a magical way, is a schoolyard bully’s prerogative. Not the prerogative of an orchard witch. I’ve yet to accept this choice of mine as the same reason why I remain unwed. Men do not fear witches. They fear what our spellmastery could i

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Jabe Stafford

May 30, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Schlacht - schlacht n [Ger, literally “battle, slaughter”; cf Ger Schlachtfest a festival held at the time of pig slaughtering] esp WI A drinking party. 2001 DARE File cWI (as of c1950s), My father often referred to a sort of d

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Jabe Stafford

May 26, 2018
2 min

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"On Earth,” I told the frost giant, “water guns are toys we give our kids to play with in the summer.” A neon green plastic water gun sat on my palm. A twenty-foot pasty male giant gave off chilly air in front of me. Grass froze and crickled under my bare feet. The kids had to be seeing this, but they were staying inside where it was less un-safe. I stammered, “You know, the kids pretend they’re soldiers or spies and shoot each other. All that happens is they get a little wet

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Jabe Stafford

May 23, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rimption - rimp*tion n Also rempshion, remption, rimpshion, rimtion chiefly Appalachians An abundance; plenty; a large amount or number. 1988 DARE File, An Appalachian term for a whole lot of anything. . .is “A whole rimption.”

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Jabe Stafford

May 16, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rickididdle rick*i*didd*le n 1967 DARE FW Addit cnLA, Rickididdle [FW: Inf’s spelling] [‘riki,didl] —old fashioned for dumpling. “Let’s order some chicken fried rice with rickididdles.” “Yeah, can I get six rickididdles please?

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Jabe Stafford

May 9, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Red shitepoke - red shite*poke n Cf shitepoke B1 A sandhill crane 1 (here: Grus canadensis). 1949 Leopold Sand Co. Almanac 99 WI, The cranes whinnied. . and retreated to the far fastnesses. ‘Red shitepokes’ the haymakers calle

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Jabe Stafford

May 2, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Red liquor - red liq*uor n Also red whiskey [From its color, in contrast to the “white” (i.e., colorless) appearance of un-aged moonshine; cf white lightning, ~ liquor, ~ mule, ~ whiskey] chiefly Sth, S Midl Cf redeye 5 A dist

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 25, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rattletongue - rat*tle*tongue n Also rattlehead, rattlemouth, Cf rattlebox 2 A garrulous or gossiping person; hence adj rattle-tongued. 1876 Larned Talks Labor 32 NY, I am ashamed of myself; but you threw me on a subject which

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 21, 2018
3 min

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Dead Giveaways - A Guide To Safe After-Living Espiritus Geist So, you went toward the light. Or you didn’t. Either way, welcome to the first day of the rest of your death. Time’s shifty on this side, being a man-made rule and everything. If you’re not done bugging the living, pass this guide to the ghost nearest you and good luck haunting your target during their natural lifespan. If you don’t want the living bugging you, here are five warning signs those bloody humans are af

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 18, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rap-jacket - rap*jack*et n Also rap jack Also sp wrap jack(et) Sth, S Midl A contest of endurance in which people beat one another with switches; hence v phr play rap-jacket to administer a beating; v phr rap jack to beat with

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