#Comedy

Jabe Stafford

Nov 20, 2019
3 min

One Page Worlds - Godship Sacrifice

A whole world on a single page! The short story morsels of One Page Worlds are flash fiction adventures of all flavors. Every Wednesday will feature a complete story in one page, or the first page of what could be a novel or novelette. Sharing the fun and geekery is the best part of writing! Please tweet or comment with your guesses on what genre, character, and job is central to each tale. Enjoy touring new universes each week with One Page Worlds! * * * * * The goddess’s wo

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Jabe Stafford

Jun 19, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Jimmy Cracks Skulls

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Jabe Stafford

May 29, 2019
3 min

One Page Worlds - Screen-Side Sleuth

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 10, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Dating Site Deities

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One Page Worlds - Certified Master Taster Zombie

Jabe Stafford

Jan 30, 2019
2 min

One Page Worlds - Certified Master Taster Zombie

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Jabe Stafford

Dec 19, 2018
3 min

An Orchard Witch's Lover

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Jabe Stafford

Nov 28, 2018
2 min

Griffin-Shit Alchemy

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Jabe Stafford

Nov 21, 2018
2 min

Brick Spitfire

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One Page Worlds - Genie Of The Hotdog Stand

Jabe Stafford

Aug 22, 2018
2 min

One Page Worlds - Genie Of The Hotdog Stand

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Jabe Stafford

Jul 11, 2018
3 min

One Page Worlds - Dead Giveaways

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Jabe Stafford

May 30, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Schlacht - schlacht n [Ger, literally “battle, slaughter”; cf Ger Schlachtfest a festival held at the time of pig slaughtering] esp WI A drinking party. 2001 DARE File cWI (as of c1950s), My father often referred to a sort of d

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Jabe Stafford

May 23, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rimption - rimp*tion n Also rempshion, remption, rimpshion, rimtion chiefly Appalachians An abundance; plenty; a large amount or number. 1988 DARE File, An Appalachian term for a whole lot of anything. . .is “A whole rimption.”

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Jabe Stafford

May 16, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rickididdle rick*i*didd*le n 1967 DARE FW Addit cnLA, Rickididdle [FW: Inf’s spelling] [‘riki,didl] —old fashioned for dumpling. “Let’s order some chicken fried rice with rickididdles.” “Yeah, can I get six rickididdles please?

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Jabe Stafford

May 9, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Red shitepoke - red shite*poke n Cf shitepoke B1 A sandhill crane 1 (here: Grus canadensis). 1949 Leopold Sand Co. Almanac 99 WI, The cranes whinnied. . and retreated to the far fastnesses. ‘Red shitepokes’ the haymakers calle

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Jabe Stafford

May 5, 2018
2 min

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Eyes. Two of them. Brown like night soil. Above a blond beard and robes richer than the bastards who used me. I hadn’t moved from this crusty mead hall corner since they built it. The army’s men and women tested their stomachs as wineskins at the far end of the hall. Voices and clatterings vibrated through me, but this man’s gripes struck me as though I had ears. “A brick,” the robed princeling said, addressing me directly. “Only capable of support. So solid. My allies turned

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Jabe Stafford

May 2, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Red liquor - red liq*uor n Also red whiskey [From its color, in contrast to the “white” (i.e., colorless) appearance of un-aged moonshine; cf white lightning, ~ liquor, ~ mule, ~ whiskey] chiefly Sth, S Midl Cf redeye 5 A dist

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 25, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rattletongue - rat*tle*tongue n Also rattlehead, rattlemouth, Cf rattlebox 2 A garrulous or gossiping person; hence adj rattle-tongued. 1876 Larned Talks Labor 32 NY, I am ashamed of myself; but you threw me on a subject which

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 21, 2018
3 min

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Dead Giveaways - A Guide To Safe After-Living Espiritus Geist So, you went toward the light. Or you didn’t. Either way, welcome to the first day of the rest of your death. Time’s shifty on this side, being a man-made rule and everything. If you’re not done bugging the living, pass this guide to the ghost nearest you and good luck haunting your target during their natural lifespan. If you don’t want the living bugging you, here are five warning signs those bloody humans are af

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 18, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rap-jacket - rap*jack*et n Also rap jack Also sp wrap jack(et) Sth, S Midl A contest of endurance in which people beat one another with switches; hence v phr play rap-jacket to administer a beating; v phr rap jack to beat with

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Jabe Stafford

Apr 11, 2018
1 min

Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay

Spread laughter and positive energy with wordplay! Dictomancy - Everyday Wordplay is a Wednesday blog series that features rare, bizarre, and absurd words and their meanings. Work one of these words into your day and spark some laughter and curiosity! Rantankerous - ran*tank*er*ous adj Also sp rantanckerous [Varr of cantankerous, perh infl by rant v] chiefly Sth, S Midl Bad-tempered, unruly; fierce; hence rarely adv rantankerous fiercely, furiously. 1898 Lloyd Country Life 1

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